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Obama Signs Jesus The Terrorist Bill For Jesus bank terrorism, treason, 9/11 deaths
(Satire): President Obama announced at a White House press conference today that he signed into law “Jesus the terrorist” bill, blaming Jesus as the world’s first terrorist, and inspiring treason and terrorism today. US Christians will be taxed for Jesus’ bank terrorism if they don’t renounce Jesus. Press conference excerpts: President Obama: It’s a hard truth that Jesus was a terrorist and traitor to his government. Please give me a few moments to explain: His first act upon arriving to a major Empire city was to stage a terrorist attack upon banks, and without concern this occurred within Judaism’s most sacred religious temple.
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